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my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying

falling-deeperinlove:

yees<3

falling-deeperinlove:

yees<3

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lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

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lotsalipstick:

enchantingsnow:

brooklyn-bridge:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

or if you’re me and forever alone, a movie theatre where i can spread out and have a couch to myself and my food.

I mean, I’ll take either option

enchantingsnow:

brooklyn-bridge:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

or if you’re me and forever alone, a movie theatre where i can spread out and have a couch to myself and my food.

I mean, I’ll take either option

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vivlio:

me everyday

me everyday

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WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET

blogging-for-my-father:

“When darkness overtakes the godly, light will come bursting in” (Psalm 112:4, NLT)

blogging-for-my-father:

“When darkness overtakes the godly, light will come bursting in”
(Psalm 112:4, NLT)

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spoken-not-written:

My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.

oMG

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rednckpornstar:

Luke Bryan photo of the day for May 10.

I’ll bite that lip, boy.

rednckpornstar:

Luke Bryan photo of the day for May 10.

I’ll bite that lip, boy.

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curiosity-stole-my-childhood:

benditlikebecm:

this is probably the greatest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life
wow

YES. ON FUCKING POINT.

curiosity-stole-my-childhood:

benditlikebecm:

this is probably the greatest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life

wow

YES. ON FUCKING POINT.

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