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Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

doncastrate:

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

awtumnleafs:

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arianwen44:

watchtheskytonight:

putmeoutofmyfuckingmisery:

supernaturalheros:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

I’M CRIYNG

jesus dies

BEST SPOILER EVER

I CAN’T ANYMORE

SPOILERS!!!!

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

glossyskeletons:

Can I please have a bedroom like this??